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Joke of the Day

"Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard."

"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"

"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"

"[NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything!"

"Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan"

"Toilets and Ketchup! Simply by leaving a few ketchup packets under the toilet seat, you've set the scene for a harmless prank that will leave the recipiant speechless!"

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"I tell pissed off women to ""calm down"" So yeah, I'm into extreme sports."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"

"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."