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Joke of the Day
"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"
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"Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon"
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"When I was a kid... 'Too cool for school' meant the boiler had broken and we were all sent home."
"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."
"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""
"Made you read this Gotcha"