130764
Joke of the Day
"What did the yogi have for breakfast? an lette"
Next Joke
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A Baboom!"
"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."
"How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet."
"What do u call a nun In a wheel chair Virgin mobile. XD"
"Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!"
"I've heard they are re-casting Two and a Half Men with 5 midgets."
"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."
"What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."