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Joke of the Day

"What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."

"Something people in McDonalds have? Fries. Something people in McDonalds don't have? Ankles."

"What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend? Marriage-u-wanna?"

"Why did the girl put pop rocks down her pants To get that pussy poppin"

"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."

"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."

"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."

"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"

"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."