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"cop: why'd you kill him? me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers cop: ugh hate that you're free to go"
"I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman"
"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"
"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"
"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."
"Society: ""Just be yourself."" Society: ""No not like that."""
"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"