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Joke of the Day

"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""

"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."

"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."

"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."

"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."

"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."

"What's a bisexual person who can't find a partner? On standbi."

"What does Jeb Bush have in common with a threesome? A lot of people think three bushes is one bush too many."

"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."