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Joke of the Day
"How do you call an unlocked phone ? Married and virgin."
Next Joke
"There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was."
"What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family"
"I put on real clothes today. What more can my boss want from me?"
"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"
"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."
"The real question Am i the only one who thinks that porn websites should end in .cum instead of .com?"
"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"
"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"
"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."