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Joke of the Day

"/r/askreddit thread ""What's the best clean joke you know"" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats_the_best_clean_joke_you_know/"

"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2021 vision! Oh wait...."

"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."

"Why doesn't a window scream when you shatter it? Because it's paneless."

"Look I see that you love me and would die for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow."

"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."