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Joke of the Day

"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."

"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"

"When life gives you lemons... Attempt to weaponize lemonade."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."

"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."

"I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it... I didn't want to throw it away, so I just added ""ish"" to every number."

"What do you call a man with 3 testicles? Whodyanickabollockoff"

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call"