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Joke of the Day
"The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it."
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"I had an interview today. The guy interviewing me asked me where I saw myself in 5 years... I told him I didn't have 2020 vision."
"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"
"Useless People One useless person is useless. Two useless people are a law firm. Hundreds of useless people are Congress."
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"
"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."
"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."
"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"
"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."
"TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while."