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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe with that thing?!?"
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"[about to message girl he likes] Me: I should just talk to her like I would anyone else. Be myself. And not act stupid. Brain: OR"
"What's a russian's favorite golf club? A putin wedge."
"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""
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"My friend told me I didnthave the confidence to farm rocks. You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder."