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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks it's sexy when she bites her lip. But I haven't had the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"

"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"

"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."

"My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell ""OMG! I'm on my way now!"" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident."

"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"

"If two KKK members get in a fight... And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?"

"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"