129791

Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"I am completely obsessed with collecting magazines. What can I say, I have issues."

"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."

"How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality? He just nose. All credit to my BFF"

"TIL Harriet Tubman wasn't a real person. It was just what the slaves shouted to each other on the Underground Railroad, ""Hurry it up, man!"" Credit: my wife"

"How do you hide money from a Republican? Put it in a science textbook."

"She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled hard. I wanted to ask her to do it harder - but probably inappropriate for the hair salon."

"I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm driving through a tunnel underwater in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone."

"Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!"

"Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road? Because ah, the egg roll."