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Joke of the Day

"Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Get a ride home from my Mom after I make out with some 14-year-olds."

"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"

"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."

"Child porn You sick fuck!"

"Skirts on people can create cooling effect by flapping when in close range. They also can create heating effect by fapping."

"What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur."

"I cropped my kids out of my online dating profile photos. They can find their own dates."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !"

"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"

"The World's Shortest Joke - Jimmy Carr Dwarf shortage"