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Joke of the Day
"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."
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"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."
"What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? A subwoofer."
"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble!"
"*waters flowers* *flowers die* *sprays weeds with poison* *weeds mutate, quadruple in size, grow 3 heads, and start speaking in tongues*"
"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"
"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."
"What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? There's no punchline."
"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"
"Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, ""Geez! Do you mind? I""m trying to eat over here!"""