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Joke of the Day
"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."
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"It's no wonder Q: Why did Stevie Wonder step in the turd? A: Because he can't see shit."
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"