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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt!"
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"What do you call a plane's vagina? A cock pit"
"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"
"The front desk lady at this remote motel is barely concealing her howling desire to graphically murder me. I'll be honest, it's refreshing."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload."
"What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table"
"Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks."
"If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born."
"Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... A small child walks out of an arcade. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Let's fuck him!"" the rabbi turns and says ""Out of what?"""