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Joke of the Day

"I rely on a little boy to tell me how I feel and boy, are my arms tired?"

"Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ? Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally."

"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"

"Today is Hitler s birthday. How about a hitler joke? Why did Hitler give the jews a shower? - They were Au-schvitzing."

"It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington."

"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."

"ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes! No foolin' On your feet. duh"

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"

"Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code."

"When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia... There's a Vas Deferens."