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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."
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"What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out out of them."
"me: helo darkness my old friend darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old"
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"If I would brush my teeth as vigorously as the people in the toothpaste commercials do, my sink would look like a murder scene."
"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
"It's too tight Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!"
"Facebook made billions by saying ""Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."""
"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."