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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I went rollerblading, and I ran into batman. So I say ""Oy! Batman! Come skate with me! . . . "" But Batman just says ""I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!"""

"Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!"

"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."

"Next time someone texts you to say ""call me""... Call them to say ""text me"". And just hang up."

"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""

"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."

"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."

"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"

"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."

"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."