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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you."
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"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall."
"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."
"I met a German girl today. Her phone number is pretty weird, it's all nines."
"What is the difference between your mom and Kim Kardashian? One is a dirty whore and the other is Kim Kardashian."
"Crayons are a lot like M & M's, all the colors taste the same."
"I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name"
"Why did the chicken fall into the well? He couldn't see that well."
"No matter how kind you are German children are kinder"