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Joke of the Day
"Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful."
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"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"
"Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal."
"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"
"What happens if you built communism in Sahara Answer: shortages of sand"
"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
"[having sex] ME: oh yeah do you like that HER: faster! ME: *like an auctioneer* doyoulikethat-isee$5foryes-$5foryes-doisee$10-$10foryes"
"""I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over"" - guy who invented the accordion"
"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"