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Joke of the Day

"I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is."

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."

"I want to die like my grandfather did Quiet and peacefully, unlike the screaming passengers in his car."

"My girlfriend asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc."

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."

"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"

"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"

"It's been a while since I partied... Yeah, I can't even remember the last time I blacked out."