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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"
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"There are other people smarter than me and better looking and more talented and richer but what I have that they don't is bitter jealousy."
"I try to tell good jokes... ...but I always punch up the fuck line."
"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."
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"Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year."
"How does a Russian bomb explode? Kaboomshki"
"Two monitors are at a new years party... One says ""So, what's your new years resolution?"" The other replies ""1080p""."