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Joke of the Day

"What part of ""No"" don't you understand? Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What? You're a squirrel? Sorry"

"Water parks in California are now just regular parks"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"

"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"

"Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."

"I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to."

"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."

"What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys? A Neckromancer"

"What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school? THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU."