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"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof."
"Why did the plane crash? Becuase the pilot was a loaf of bread. Originated from http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jq58i/iama_request_popsicle_stick_joke_writer/"
"Watching police ticket people parked incorrectly that are in church right now and understanding that Jesus and karma have a sense of humor"
"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."
"I'm in a hotel room atm. It has about 1034 millibar and 1 minibar. Sorry."