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Joke of the Day

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"I once hung out with Lebron James and Nicolas Cage... ... and they spent the whole day trying to outflop each other. :)"

"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."

"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."

"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"

"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"

"If Trump was in any political party... He'd be in the Whig party"

"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."

"If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."

"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."