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Joke of the Day
"Why if the best things in life are free the next-best things are so expensive?"
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"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"
"My fortune cookie says ""You will attain the highest levels of intelligence."" Does anyone know where I can find fedoras for cheap?"
"Miracle - something that only happens when I am not around I have that feeling that miracle is something that never happens around me or with me... does it happens with you????"
"This is how good my dog is, LOL. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield"
"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"
"if you watch the titanic backwards hundreds of disgusting sea zombies come together as a community and rebuild an old ship"
"Well... cats clean themselves... and we *are* out of toilet paper..."
"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"
"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"