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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists. I'm going to call it Boko Harambe"

"Hey, do you follow /r/piratejokes? Arr, there's not much to sea!"

"Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day."

"dating tip: do NOT kiss their dad on the first date to establish dominance. wait until at least the second date. he will respect you more"

"Having a child with down syndrome really is the best deal. You buy 46 chromosomes, and get one free."

"PSA: Always be careful around muesli. My friend drowned in muesli once. He was pulled in by a strong currant."

"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"

"What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution? Something you do for the first week of the new year."

"I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them"

"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."