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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to accordion files, conveniently storin' documents and expandin' as more are added and whatnot."

"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."

"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"

"When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered."

"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"

"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall."