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Joke of the Day
"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"
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"Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!"
"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
"Lucky Friend My friend called my up the other day, happy that he finally got to cum on his wife's face. That's the benefit of an open-casket funeral."
"What do you call an elderly burglar's vagina? A Crook Granny's Nooky Cranny!"
"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"