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Joke of the Day

"Happy Independence Day Except For Slaves Day!"

"If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap? You tell me and we'll both know."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not See"

"I've opened a restaurant called 'Karma'... There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt? After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture."

"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"

"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"

"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"Sometimes I get scared robots are going to take over. Then I use a motion-controlled sink."