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Joke of the Day

"A day after the Blagojevich verdict and a radical stylist announces plans to build a hair salon two blocks from the courthouse. Disgraceful."

"I was at the ATM the other day and this old lady asked me to help her check her balance So I pushed her."

"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"

"Gay roulette... ...when you have a glory hole and there's a 20% chance you're getting a dude."

"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

"Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore? Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization.."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"