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Joke of the Day
"I think I hear burglars dear. Are you awake? No!"
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"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern."
"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"
"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."
"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."
"miscarriages You know what they say about women who've had miscarriages. They lose their inner child."
"Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers"
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."