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"I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd."
"Suicide Bombers...... What makes them tick?"
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere!"
"Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess."
"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."
"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"
"What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? A tampon"
"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."
"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."