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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you're really clingy and annoying"
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"Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."
"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."
"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"
"Text ""SAVEUTAH"" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman."
"{Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}"
"In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people."
"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."
"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"