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Joke of the Day

"I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common."

"French prostitutes in Pakistan come from La'whore Me to friend: What would you like, breast or legs? Friend to me: pussy, pussy and only pussy Me to friend: We are at KFC, not in a whorehouse"

"If you surround yourself with people who are full of drama, don't bitch if a shitstorm is always blowing through your life."

"What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname"

"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."

"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."

"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."

"Have you ever had sex whilst camping? ...It's fuckin' in*tents*!!!"

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender."