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Joke of the Day
"Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer? Because he's ""Wright"" all the time."
Next Joke
"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."
"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"
"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"
"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."
"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."
"6.9 is a very good thing fucked by a period."
"Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, ""What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"""
"This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb ...I just checked again and it's really blown up since then"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"