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Joke of the Day

"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."

"*rolls up sleeves* *gets high on sleeves*"

"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"

"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."

"How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence? Liver alone, cheese mine!"

"*stealthily lowers myself from the ceiling into co-worker's office *sprays breath freshener into his mouth before the meeting *retracts"

"Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? Because they're stuck-up cunts."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought.. .. ""That sounds like a fair trade"""

"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."

"Why can't the French cook two eggs? Because one egg is *un oeuf*"