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Joke of the Day

"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."

"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""

"Call-in sick every morning to somewhere you don't work"

"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"

"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"

"This blind guy walks into a fish store... This blind guy walks into a fish store He turns to his buddy, ""wow so many chicks"""

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."

"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"

"What do you call a fake noodle an impasta"