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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over australia"
Next Joke
"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"
"Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes.."
"I told my sister I'm into incest she took it really hard."
"If you're not supposed to drink shampoo why do they make it in such pretty colors?"
"I had a dream that a priest took a dump on my front lawn holy shit"
"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"
"Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?"
"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."
"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."