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Joke of the Day
"My penis is so polite..... .....it stands up to give ladies a place to sit down."
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"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"
"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""
"Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible."
"What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white."
"[sex in car] ME: Remember when you could do this without fear of strangers watching? BF: Yes UBER DRIVER: Would you like a water?"
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.... And the rest was made in China."
"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"