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Joke of the Day

"What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white."

"When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie."

"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""

"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"

"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed? Silence of the Limbs"

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"

"Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning."