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Joke of the Day

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."

"Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens? Either way, they're going down in history."

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door"

"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."

"Q. How can you tell if a car is German? A. when a jew gets in it the doors lock and the heat turns on."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"

"I was expelled from school for masturbating in the showers The teachers said I ruined the trip to Auschwitz"

"Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept."

"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."