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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"

"I tried to open a .SJW file but it said I lacked the ""Correct"" privileges."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."

"In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me. But why everyday?"

"Why are female golfers better than male golfers? Because they swing both ways"

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows."

"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."