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Joke of the Day

"Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide? It would be a land of mass-murder"

"God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell"

"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."

"If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot."

"I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend."

"What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr? Trigger-Nometry"

"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive real slow in the school zones."

"What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks"

"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."