51980

Joke of the Day

"going to the gym to throw donuts at all the skinny people"

"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"

"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."

"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""

"Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break."

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"

"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"

"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."

"I think you scientists did a great job of making old people's d-i-c-k-s hard. How 'bout you guys take a look at cancer and stuff now."