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Joke of the Day
"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"
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"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"
"What happens when clowns get divorced? They end up in a custardy battle."
"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."
"[first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally."
"What do you call oral sex with your GF when she's menstruating? 6.9"
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks... Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"Why do mules not work as hard as horses? Because they're half-assed!"
"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."