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Joke of the Day

"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"

"If you are unsure whether your kitten is male or female try this: - Tickle it - If HE laughs it's a male - If SHE laughs it's a female"

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."

"I always cry before getting intimate with a girl Does someone have tips against pepperspray?"

"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."

"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."

"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"

"There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school."

"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."