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Joke of the Day

"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"

"Why are ET's eyes so big? He got the phone bill"

"What has 400 legs and 23 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally"

"Stay away from a place called, ""Farm Fresh Restaurant"". I ordered the chicken soup. A rooster walked up and teabagged his ball$ in a hot bowl of water at my table."

"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""

"Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It's a mix of two swear words; ""SHIIIT"" and ""FAAARK"""

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)"

"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."