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Joke of the Day

"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"

"Lawyer: ""Let me give you my honest opinion."" Client: ""No no. I'm paying for professional advice."""

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."

"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"

"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say ""DRY"" on the butt?"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."

"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."

"If one more person asks me to do a summersault.... .......I swear I'm going to flip!!!"