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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

"If you love someone set them on fire. Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one."

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days"

"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"An Irishman, a Scot and an Englishman walk into a pub... They each enjoyed a pint and shared some laughs. It was a great night."

"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."

"Try some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Stevie Wonder! They have ""the taste you can s- ... taste."""

"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"

"My daughter called Neapolitan ice cream ""three-way"" ice cream & I'm not sure I'll correct her cuz I'm a horrible person & it makes me laugh."